There's not enough womb!
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An Oncologist
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Fruit of the Womb
Because they can't have land sections
a c-section.