What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.