How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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No Drought.**

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.