How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.