What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.