What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B