Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !