What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Because they spend years at sea.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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A: Lend it to Greece.

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Your room-matey.

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The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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A seasoned veteran.

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.