What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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because he chose from the kids menu

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Someone is losing their trailer..

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What are you drinking, son?

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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A seasoned veteran.

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

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You're an eight.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.