What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck