What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!