What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.