Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz