Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows