What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon