What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up