What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!