How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.