How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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If it's bill withers!

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I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!