How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.