How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.