Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.