Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"