Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"