Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.