Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

You might also enjoy:

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.