Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of dead geologists?

Mineral Spirits

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel