Coo clucks clan
A Poultrygeist!
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
Go for the juggler
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
The rooster clucks defiance.
