Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)