Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Skeleton Cross Road Jokes More Skeleton Cross Road Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.