Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.