What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.