What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back