What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.