What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.