What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Islamist Jokes More Islamist Jokes

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.