What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's that running?

Not Tom

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Islamist Jokes More Islamist Jokes

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.