What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Islamist Jokes More Islamist Jokes

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.