What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Islamist Jokes More Islamist Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.