Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Fend Jokes More Fend Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is