Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office