What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.