Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
They think, therefore they arrrr
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.
They turnip the beets!
Namaste.
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I'll BC-ing you later.