Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.