Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.