What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible