How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Cat Alogue Jokes More Cat Alogue Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!