How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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My eyes! My eyes!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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because they were a rip off

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.