How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D