How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.