What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.