How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.