How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!