What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic