What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."