What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi