What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.