What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point