What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.