What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.