What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.