Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ?

Anne Boleyn alley !