What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.