What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."