Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.