Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy