What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Little Bear Jokes More Little Bear Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !