What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !