Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.