Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !