What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.