What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.