What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting