What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting