What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.