What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.