What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie