What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.