Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble