Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.