What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.