What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.