Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.