Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.