Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.