What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "